Continuing Education…

Hey all, I got this in an email and found it quite a lot more entertaining that previous wannabes…also it just tickles me to death that Kaia keeps calling the Easter Bunny the “Easter Wabbit”….lol…SNOW is in our forecast..probably 8-10 inches before all is said and done. I guess we’ll be egg hunting inside. Have a great day!



FALL CLASSES FOR MEN

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, August 28, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Classes begin Monday, September 4, 2007



Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide

Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .



Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and

Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub — Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor —

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5

After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .



Class 6

Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM .



Class 7

Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right Places

And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum .Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.



Class 8

Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday noon , 2 hours. !



Class 11

Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing .

Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.



Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours! Be ginning at 7:00 PM .



Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and

Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 14

The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Class 15

How To Be Sick Without Acting Like I’m Dying

Group Discussion.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours! Beginning at 7:00 PM .




Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to
the survivors!

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